Painting Elephants in Udaipur
“Come in Miss, come in! I show you to paint with a squirrel hair!”
A man stands in the doorway of a tiny art shop, grinning at me. It’s only just breaking light here in Udaipur, the city of lakes in India’s northwestern region of Rajasthan. The cobbled streets are almost deserted and there’s a slight fog, making the maze-like alleyways down near the ghats seem more magical than usual.
I hesitate. Stacked in frames against the front window of the shop are beautiful paintings, none bigger than a postcard. Each artwork is a detailed glimpse into the wonders of Rajasthani culture: palaces, forts, lakes, snarling tigers, and dancing serpents.
But after a month of travelling in India, I am more than a little cynical about grinning men. I start to walk on.
“No sell, I provide you art class!”
They say there’s a sucker born every minute, and when you’re travelling, you are re-born every day. So, I give in to India yet again and turn around, squeezing myself and my backpack through the narrow entrance and down some chipped white stairs.
Read the rest over at Trespass.
Possibly the most awesome procastination tool the internet has produced in a long time..
Check which famous writer you write like by entering in a couple of paragraphs of text.
Apparently, I write like Vladimir Nabokov, the Russian author of Lolita (which, incidentally, I’ve never read) and H. P. Lovecraft, who Google tells me was a “20th century master of weird fiction”, whatever that is.
So, I write like a Russian and someone who used initials, which can only mean that I must be good ;-)
Who do you write like?
Some sample pages from a zine that I made, it’s about a little purple faery who wants to be green.. I’ve just posted it to Bird in the Hand, Octapod and Milk Thieves…
Simone de Beauvoir, La Cérémonie des Adieux
Un petit peu nihiliste, peut-être, mais c’est vrai - à la fin, je ne suis rien si je n’ai aimé personne et si je n’ai pas essayé pour quelque chose.
Jeanette Winterson (Sexing the Cherry)
I am reading The Passion at the moment…

my new typewriter!!!

a fabulous new toy for punctuation nerds everywhere…
“Books have sexes; or to be more precise, books have genders. They do in my head, anyway. Or at least, the ones that I write do. And these are genders that have something, but not everything, to do with the gender of the main character of the story.”